Michael and Nick give advice on road rage, finally getting that threesome, proper egg handling, a smoke show who smokes and getting with the girl who's cat you murdered
Michael and Nick give advice on dealing with your significant others demon children, best use of billboard space, anonymous messages, hunting for haunted houses, and great prank ideas
Michael and Nick give advice on stalking your girlfriend, perverted teens, scaring your children, sounding smart and getting out of jury duty.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting out of a fight, how to know if he's just not that into you, bad dad advice, being a player when you're not a player, when to end a long distance thing.
In honor of it being Michael's birthday, Nick and Michael decide to spread their insights to people from the internet needing birthday advice.
Michael and Nick give advice on when to know if it's moving too fast, best birth control methods, how to out a deaf guy, political arguments, and how to out a panhandler
Michael and Nick give advice on keeping unwanted guests out of your bed, seeing too much, staying focused, and getting with your girlfriends best friend.
Michael and Nick give advice on great rumors, stopping a flood, bad body odor, embarrassing insecurities, and having a smart kid.
Michael and Nick give advice on gettin some when the gettins not good, Whether or not a relationship is toast... literally, getting over nerves on a date with a 10, what it means when you don't look good in pics, saving face when you see your ex
Michael and Nick give advice on being a good neighbor, having a relationship with a distant father, having a loser for a kid, being too damn hot, and covering up a lie.
Michael and Nick give advice on joining the workforce, what to do when you're caught... you know..., getting over your girlfriends nighttime flatulence, proposal ideas from the kings of romance, and side hustle ideas
Michael and Nick give advice on getting back with the person you cheated on, when you SO's family becomes an issue, finding love after finding cats, Marker research, and the apocalypse.
Michael and Nick give advice on weird cuss words, campfire love bugs, PENergate, loving to hate bike riding, and names for babies
Michael and Nick give advice on disabling the disabled, why money is the root of all happiness, keeping strays, prick neighbors and the dog they rode in on, and bully beatdowns
Michael and Nick give advice on how to not be annoying, when your girl has a leg up on you, lying mothers, taking crap from friends vs saving money, and how important it is to carefully consider making bets
Michael and Nick give advice on sex life with STD's, getting creepy dudes like Michael to leave you alone, to snitch or not to snitch, making your injuries cooler, and the pros and cons of a threesome
Michael and Nick give advice on unwanted passes from friends, racial slurs in the bedroom, how to keep the band together, our THOTS on skanks and math, and how good bacon really is
Michael and Nick give advice on how to keep your "animal" in it's metaphoric cage, looking badass with a gun, where to get a tote for your goat, reasons to go back to an ex, and getting rid of an ex's parents
Michael and Nick give advice on dating people half your age, getting laid in spite of being cut off, being romantic when you're not romantic, getting the parents ok, and staying with a cheater
Michael and Nick give advice on sports fanatics, asshole cats, gypsy curses, flat brained friends, and relationship lies.
Michael and Nick give advice on the possibility of an alien girlfriend, an obviously insane husband, new business name ideas, being a good father, and more on being UNDERCONFIDENT
Michael and Nick give advice on fast food protocols, how to sell yourself to a salesman, the good and the bad and the bad of bad sex, bais advice on starting your own podcast, and loving someone who's been nailed more times than you're comfortable with.
Michael and Nick give advice on which apartment floor is best to live, 2 year old assholes, losing weight, UNDER CONFIDENCE issues, and social media "hacking"
Michael and Nick give advice on being too good looking and funny for women, brining out someones inner demons, butt doctor/patient confidentiality, good things in very small packages and parents who treat their kids like.... kids