Michael and Nick give advice on how to move a date along faster, what to write in your wedding vows, what to do about unwanted dildo guests, messy husbands, and what to do when your roommate is "bugging" you
Michael and Nick give advice on putting labels on relationships, when your kid has sticky fingers, what to do about annoying roommates, what instrument will get you the most action, and bed wetting friends
Michael and Nick give advice on when kinkiness goes too far, getting rid of stalkers (ones even worse than Michael), bonding with your asshole teenagers, what to do when your SO becomes your boss, and how to tell someone they're actually not the life of the party.
Michael and nick give advice on truck stop popularity, not needing booze to be confident, hunted back yards, getting over your boyfriends left overs, and peer pressure from teens.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting rid of hermits, credit card mishaps, working with your crush, getting rid of ugly sentimental crap, and rules on texting a date after having a crappy time. Plus bonus! Hear our new promo and behind the scenes of us making it.
Michael and Nick give advice on bathroom renovations, how to stop procrastinating, more about getting your stolen stuff back, getting people to leave when it's closing time and how to date at a funeral
Michael and Nick give advice on when you're in to M & M, more advice on racial slurs in the bedroom, proper meet and greet etiquette, to pee or not to pee and lying to your employer.
Michael and Nick give advice on the best way to never have to live off the grid, what to do when things just don't smell right, how to tell if someone has went through a big change, when to keep your trap shut, and how to get back at your boss
Michael and Nick give advice on road rage, finally getting that threesome, proper egg handling, a smoke show who smokes and getting with the girl who's cat you murdered
Michael and Nick give advice on dealing with your significant others demon children, best use of billboard space, anonymous messages, hunting for haunted houses, and great prank ideas
Michael and Nick give advice on stalking your girlfriend, perverted teens, scaring your children, sounding smart and getting out of jury duty.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting out of a fight, how to know if he's just not that into you, bad dad advice, being a player when you're not a player, when to end a long distance thing.
In honor of it being Michael's birthday, Nick and Michael decide to spread their insights to people from the internet needing birthday advice.
Michael and Nick give advice on when to know if it's moving too fast, best birth control methods, how to out a deaf guy, political arguments, and how to out a panhandler
Michael and Nick give advice on keeping unwanted guests out of your bed, seeing too much, staying focused, and getting with your girlfriends best friend.
Michael and Nick give advice on great rumors, stopping a flood, bad body odor, embarrassing insecurities, and having a smart kid.
Michael and Nick give advice on gettin some when the gettins not good, Whether or not a relationship is toast... literally, getting over nerves on a date with a 10, what it means when you don't look good in pics, saving face when you see your ex
Michael and Nick give advice on being a good neighbor, having a relationship with a distant father, having a loser for a kid, being too damn hot, and covering up a lie.
Michael and Nick give advice on joining the workforce, what to do when you're caught... you know..., getting over your girlfriends nighttime flatulence, proposal ideas from the kings of romance, and side hustle ideas
Michael and Nick give advice on getting back with the person you cheated on, when you SO's family becomes an issue, finding love after finding cats, Marker research, and the apocalypse.
Michael and Nick give advice on weird cuss words, campfire love bugs, PENergate, loving to hate bike riding, and names for babies
Michael and Nick give advice on disabling the disabled, why money is the root of all happiness, keeping strays, prick neighbors and the dog they rode in on, and bully beatdowns
Michael and Nick give advice on how to not be annoying, when your girl has a leg up on you, lying mothers, taking crap from friends vs saving money, and how important it is to carefully consider making bets
Michael and Nick give advice on sex life with STD's, getting creepy dudes like Michael to leave you alone, to snitch or not to snitch, making your injuries cooler, and the pros and cons of a threesome