Michael and Nick give advice on whether or not you should bang your stalker, getting out of letting people borrow your stuff, how to apologize when you know you were the one at fault, how to wake up when your alarm clock just doesn't do the trick and the best ways to keep yourself off social media.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do about a good teacher that teaches you things, how to meet women in a small town and when a girl looks bad without makeup.
Michael and Nick give advice on how to hire a pick up artist, best friend and girl friend issues, bad neighbors, KiKi challenge advice and how to get your girlfriend to stop cock blocking you with other girls?
Michael and Nick give advice on keeping your kid on a short leash... literally, dangers of guilty pleasure music, getting your parents to back off your parenting skills, what to do when someone overhears you talk bad about them and how to get a know it all who knows nothing to keep their trap shut.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your significant others friend is a bad influence on them, what to do when "I love you" falls flat, how to become the favorite child, a girl needs to understand why her boyfriend is being shady, but she's obviously out of her mind because she openly admits she likes Nick more than Michael, who is pretty much the funniest, best looking and most humble guy on the planet and how to tell your friends your a cougar with a young boyfriend.
Michael and Nick give advice on how to get touched by a guy without judgement, what to do when a threesome goes wrong, whether a friendship is worth your moral obligations to food, is it okay to steal things that are already illegal and if there are aliens with us.
Michael and Nick give advice on stopping a friend from marrying a bad person, what to do about a nude roommate, how to convince your kid not to get a tattoo you think they will regret, how to unteach your bird bad language and if false teeth is a deal breaker
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your boyfriend thinks his style is cool when it's not, if it's crazy to want certain people to not be facebook friends, how to convince someone that you didn't cheat when you're being wrongly accused, what to do about stupid young people who think they can break the rules and how to get your hoddie back with a date hopefully with it.
Michael and Nick give advice on awkward public bathroom encounters, the best way to get punched in the face, how to be more popular in high school, how to not get cheated on and taking baths with dogs.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting out of a good deed you actually didn't want to do, what to do when a birthmark is more than it seems, how to know if you're being blown off, how to come back from an exclusive cartoon fetish and what to do when your husband is a cave man who can't brush his teeth in the bathroom.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting stuck up parents to like you even if you're poor, how to punish your child for what's in their phone without telling them you went through their phone, how to not get fired, creative bachelor party ideas and what to do when you have trouble making a connection to anyone.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your boyfriend cries after sex, what to do about a gullible wife, when you're pushing 40 and are still afraid of the dark... and you're a dude, what to do when you're not your best friends best friend and whether or not cheating early in a relationship is just as bad as once you're established.
Michael and Nick give advice on not eating right, how hot is worth it when a girl comes with 3 tons of baggage, how to get someone to do something you want without having to ask them, how to deal with a "rotten" kid and what you should do when you find out your friends SO is cheating
Michael and Nick give advice on dating people with bad teeth, where to go to college, insecurities about doing the title of this episode, what it means when your girlfriend is still hung up on her ex and how to find out if you've slept with someone before
Michael and Nick give advice on the morality of cancelling a date for someone else, whether or not to stay with a prego lady when you're almost positive it's not yours and she cheated, when your dog is jealous of your baby, what to do about a girlfriend with low self-esteem and the do's and don't's of dating a friends sister
Michael and Nick give advice on the morals of taking advantage of someone who took advantage of you, dating someone with kids when you don't want them, playing for the other team when you didn't think you could, how to stop lying and how to deal with rejection
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your boyfriend has another life and family... and name, what to do when your family and friends won't get of your back about your relationship status, when your in sales, but are scared to talk to people, what to do about controlling parents, and how to react when you find out your SO sex fantasy is more than you can handle... and hopefully more than she can too
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your boyfriend won't stop talking about other women, how gross a 10 has to be to be too gross, how to go about firing your friends, what to do with clothing that an ex bought you and smelly foreskin
Michael and Nick give advice on how to keep someone who's clearly out of your league, whether or not nice guys really do finish last, when the roaster becomes the.... well, roaster, dealing with your boyfriends gross habits and when getting your cardio in isn't worth the trouble.
Michael and Nick give advice on dealing with embarrassing parents, if it's ok to have sex while on the job, dealing with mean buss drivers, dumb children and how to tell someone their art sucks.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting out of horse back riding, when your girlfriend wears the same pants in the relationship, how to get your boyfriend to just admit he's bald, the dangers of the honey pot, and what to do when your 2 baby daddies get along too well
We weren't able to get together this week and still wanted to give you something, so here is some clips from some of our older episodes. If you're like us you don't remember anyway so it will sound new to you :) We'll be back next week I promise!
Michael and Nick give advice on accepting a first date when the person is just a little weird, getting past nosy neighbors, getting unwanted attention from someone you need something from, what to do when someone refuses to pay you what you're owed and what to do when someone pays you even when you weren't owed.
Michael and Nick give advice on how to hide a dead body, hot homeless guy part 2, what to do when you hate your relationship song, how concerned you should be with a boyfriend who has a questionable google history and how to pull a heist at your aunt and uncles house
Michael and Nick give teachers advice on being less boring, whether or not hotness outweighs personality, having the bees and the bears talk, how soon is too soon to celebrate an anniversary and whether or not you should be honest about sexual encounters during a break