Michael and Nick give advice on getting out of public displays of affection, how not to have to pop the question, how to tell your girlfriend that she sucks at paintball, how to give up that added security that a day job brings you and what to do when your crazy boyfriend is also your landlord.
Michael and Nick turn to their partners at Quora to answer Halloween related questions. Disclaimer: Michael and Nick have no association with Quora and have been asked several times to stop saying this by Quora's attorneys.
Michael and Nick give advice on making your children love you as much as the hired help, what to do about an annoying boyfriend that you still love, what to do when you snooped, but you found something you didn't expect and what to do when you receive a package that was much smaller than you expected.
Michael and Nick give advice on not being a bigot like Nick, how to find you "place" in this life, how to break your dad up with your classmate, what to do when life seems to be spiraling out of control and how to stop fantasizing about your ex who you hate.
Michael and Nick give advice on being the best Peter Pan you can be, what to do about insecurities from previous acne problems, when you have a crazy mother who wants you to give birth at home and how to let a nice guy down that you only wanted a one night stand with.
Michael and Nick give advice on keeping presents a secret. what to do when the thought of romance makes you bleed out, how to stay friends with someone who hit on you, but you didn't return the feelings, the worst problem we have ever dealt with and what to do about it and if sleeping with your boss for a promotion is actually wrong or just frowned upon.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting over the idea of your ex moving on, what the obligations are when it comes to getting free stuff you weren't supposed to get, what to do when the person you love starts doing something annoying, when your SO doesn't want to spend time with you and if it's ok to ask someone out who you've already declined.
Michael and Nick give advice on losing fear of heights, what to do when your girlfriends mom hits on you, how to tell your girlfriend she's a horrible dancer, what to do about a guy who's stuck in the early 2000's and more on how to know if she's into you.
Michael and Nick give advice on banging ex, but remarried wives, faking sick to get an appointment with a hot doctor, best vehicles to buy, whether or not to give up after a bad sexual experience and how to have more to talk about during phone conversations.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your grandma is being a back seat driver, how to act more like a redneck, if it's a good idea to date a stripper, if stuffing your loved dead pets is a good idea and how to deal with a terror for a babysitting client.
Michael and Nick give advice on whether or not you should bang your stalker, getting out of letting people borrow your stuff, how to apologize when you know you were the one at fault, how to wake up when your alarm clock just doesn't do the trick and the best ways to keep yourself off social media.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do about a good teacher that teaches you things, how to meet women in a small town and when a girl looks bad without makeup.
Michael and Nick give advice on how to hire a pick up artist, best friend and girl friend issues, bad neighbors, KiKi challenge advice and how to get your girlfriend to stop cock blocking you with other girls?
Michael and Nick give advice on keeping your kid on a short leash... literally, dangers of guilty pleasure music, getting your parents to back off your parenting skills, what to do when someone overhears you talk bad about them and how to get a know it all who knows nothing to keep their trap shut.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your significant others friend is a bad influence on them, what to do when "I love you" falls flat, how to become the favorite child, a girl needs to understand why her boyfriend is being shady, but she's obviously out of her mind because she openly admits she likes Nick more than Michael, who is pretty much the funniest, best looking and most humble guy on the planet and how to tell your friends your a cougar with a young boyfriend.
Michael and Nick give advice on how to get touched by a guy without judgement, what to do when a threesome goes wrong, whether a friendship is worth your moral obligations to food, is it okay to steal things that are already illegal and if there are aliens with us.
Michael and Nick give advice on stopping a friend from marrying a bad person, what to do about a nude roommate, how to convince your kid not to get a tattoo you think they will regret, how to unteach your bird bad language and if false teeth is a deal breaker
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your boyfriend thinks his style is cool when it's not, if it's crazy to want certain people to not be facebook friends, how to convince someone that you didn't cheat when you're being wrongly accused, what to do about stupid young people who think they can break the rules and how to get your hoddie back with a date hopefully with it.
Michael and Nick give advice on awkward public bathroom encounters, the best way to get punched in the face, how to be more popular in high school, how to not get cheated on and taking baths with dogs.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting out of a good deed you actually didn't want to do, what to do when a birthmark is more than it seems, how to know if you're being blown off, how to come back from an exclusive cartoon fetish and what to do when your husband is a cave man who can't brush his teeth in the bathroom.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting stuck up parents to like you even if you're poor, how to punish your child for what's in their phone without telling them you went through their phone, how to not get fired, creative bachelor party ideas and what to do when you have trouble making a connection to anyone.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your boyfriend cries after sex, what to do about a gullible wife, when you're pushing 40 and are still afraid of the dark... and you're a dude, what to do when you're not your best friends best friend and whether or not cheating early in a relationship is just as bad as once you're established.
Michael and Nick give advice on not eating right, how hot is worth it when a girl comes with 3 tons of baggage, how to get someone to do something you want without having to ask them, how to deal with a "rotten" kid and what you should do when you find out your friends SO is cheating
Michael and Nick give advice on dating people with bad teeth, where to go to college, insecurities about doing the title of this episode, what it means when your girlfriend is still hung up on her ex and how to find out if you've slept with someone before
Michael and Nick give advice on the morality of cancelling a date for someone else, whether or not to stay with a prego lady when you're almost positive it's not yours and she cheated, when your dog is jealous of your baby, what to do about a girlfriend with low self-esteem and the do's and don't's of dating a friends sister