Michael, Nick and Nick's wife Ashlee give advice on New Year, Nick's Birthday and 100 episode questions. There was a lot of pressure to make this one good.... we failed miserably. It's painful to listen to. Please forgive us.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting your woman to let you keep a bad display of pubic hair on your face, is stealing soda stealing, how to get over a bridge and your fear of bridges, what to do when a guy does all the right things and so it bothers you and how to tell your girlfriend her food has a funny flavor to it... bad.... the flavor is bad.
Michael and Nick give advice on not paying other people's lunch bill, how to get back at a sibling who is blackmailing you, what to do about a best friend who confides in you, but you don't want them to, how to handle a maybe prego girl you don't want to be with and the best thing to do when you're being cheated on, but don't want to end the relationship.
Michael and Nick give advice on coming out to your boyfriend as a furry, how to come back from being turned down by your boss, how to get your husband to stop wearing skinny jeans, what to do when your dad is too involved with your social media and how to get your girlfriend to wear a jacket!
Michael and Nick give advice on if it's ok to date someone you're not attracted to, what to do when your girlfriends cat is possessed by a demon, how to find out if your boyfriend is physic, how to handle a child's homework when you can't figure it out as an adult and whether it's a good idea to play the lottery if you can increase your odds of winning.
Michael and Nick give advice on if it's ok to break up with someone who is in physical rehab for a bad accident, what to do about a kid who's full of bologna... literally, how to find the will to not eat the foods you love when they are killing your insides, how to make you boyfriend change his gross sheets, and what to do about a bad 12 year old who doesn't listen.
Michael and Nick give advice on if it's a good idea to see your baby come through the baby hole, why and attractive woman can't seem to land a good boyfriend, if being rude to other people is a sign of what's to come in a relationship, when your mom wants to go on your dates with you and how to get your boyfriend to take you out on dates.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting someone to wash their hands, what to do when you think your mom may be into your best friend, how to handle a guy who asks you to move in then goes back on it, but doesn't want to break up, even though Michael and Nick were voted the best at giving advice by advice giving magazine, they give advice on when getting advice elsewhere is advisable, and what to do when you love you SO but want them to be less clingy.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting out of public displays of affection, how not to have to pop the question, how to tell your girlfriend that she sucks at paintball, how to give up that added security that a day job brings you and what to do when your crazy boyfriend is also your landlord.
Michael and Nick turn to their partners at Quora to answer Halloween related questions. Disclaimer: Michael and Nick have no association with Quora and have been asked several times to stop saying this by Quora's attorneys.
Michael and Nick give advice on making your children love you as much as the hired help, what to do about an annoying boyfriend that you still love, what to do when you snooped, but you found something you didn't expect and what to do when you receive a package that was much smaller than you expected.
Michael and Nick give advice on not being a bigot like Nick, how to find you "place" in this life, how to break your dad up with your classmate, what to do when life seems to be spiraling out of control and how to stop fantasizing about your ex who you hate.
Michael and Nick give advice on being the best Peter Pan you can be, what to do about insecurities from previous acne problems, when you have a crazy mother who wants you to give birth at home and how to let a nice guy down that you only wanted a one night stand with.
Michael and Nick give advice on keeping presents a secret. what to do when the thought of romance makes you bleed out, how to stay friends with someone who hit on you, but you didn't return the feelings, the worst problem we have ever dealt with and what to do about it and if sleeping with your boss for a promotion is actually wrong or just frowned upon.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting over the idea of your ex moving on, what the obligations are when it comes to getting free stuff you weren't supposed to get, what to do when the person you love starts doing something annoying, when your SO doesn't want to spend time with you and if it's ok to ask someone out who you've already declined.
Michael and Nick give advice on losing fear of heights, what to do when your girlfriends mom hits on you, how to tell your girlfriend she's a horrible dancer, what to do about a guy who's stuck in the early 2000's and more on how to know if she's into you.
Michael and Nick give advice on banging ex, but remarried wives, faking sick to get an appointment with a hot doctor, best vehicles to buy, whether or not to give up after a bad sexual experience and how to have more to talk about during phone conversations.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your grandma is being a back seat driver, how to act more like a redneck, if it's a good idea to date a stripper, if stuffing your loved dead pets is a good idea and how to deal with a terror for a babysitting client.
Michael and Nick give advice on whether or not you should bang your stalker, getting out of letting people borrow your stuff, how to apologize when you know you were the one at fault, how to wake up when your alarm clock just doesn't do the trick and the best ways to keep yourself off social media.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do about a good teacher that teaches you things, how to meet women in a small town and when a girl looks bad without makeup.
Michael and Nick give advice on how to hire a pick up artist, best friend and girl friend issues, bad neighbors, KiKi challenge advice and how to get your girlfriend to stop cock blocking you with other girls?
Michael and Nick give advice on keeping your kid on a short leash... literally, dangers of guilty pleasure music, getting your parents to back off your parenting skills, what to do when someone overhears you talk bad about them and how to get a know it all who knows nothing to keep their trap shut.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when your significant others friend is a bad influence on them, what to do when "I love you" falls flat, how to become the favorite child, a girl needs to understand why her boyfriend is being shady, but she's obviously out of her mind because she openly admits she likes Nick more than Michael, who is pretty much the funniest, best looking and most humble guy on the planet and how to tell your friends your a cougar with a young boyfriend.
Michael and Nick give advice on how to get touched by a guy without judgement, what to do when a threesome goes wrong, whether a friendship is worth your moral obligations to food, is it okay to steal things that are already illegal and if there are aliens with us.
Michael and Nick give advice on stopping a friend from marrying a bad person, what to do about a nude roommate, how to convince your kid not to get a tattoo you think they will regret, how to unteach your bird bad language and if false teeth is a deal breaker