Michael and Nick give advice on getting out of a fight, how to know if he's just not that into you, bad dad advice, being a player when you're not a player, when to end a long distance thing. 

In honor of it being Michael's birthday, Nick and Michael decide to spread their insights to people from the internet needing birthday advice. 

Michael and Nick give advice on when to know if it's moving too fast, best birth control methods, how to out a deaf guy, political arguments, and how to out a panhandler  

Michael and Nick give advice on keeping unwanted guests out of your bed, seeing too much, staying focused, and getting with your girlfriends best friend. 

Michael and Nick give advice on great rumors, stopping a flood, bad body odor, embarrassing insecurities, and having a smart kid.