Michael and Nick give advice on if it's considered mooching off your parents if you are still in high school, should you have to stay with you SO if they decide they want to become the opposite sex, should you tell your SO if you give out your number just because you feel guilty, can friends who are only in your life when it works good for them worth having around and what to do when your parents guilt trip you because of college expenses.
Michael and Nick give advice on going back to best friends after giving dating a shot, how to mask the smell of weed, when is it too soon to buy a house together, stopping a mullet in process and talking your wife out of ugly countertops.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when you're with someone who is great, buy you just don't feel that "spark," how to handle a water snob, is eating your skin gross? What steps you should take to take steps and the most private way to have sex in public.
Michael and Nick give advice on convincing your girlfriend that just because you used to bully her brother, that isn't a good reason for her to break up with you, how to handle a friend who always goes number two in places where he is not welcome to, how to tell people you don't have the money to give to their charities, is it wrong to have a wife who is more handy around the house than you are? And how to tell your friend that you don't want any more of her crafts that she's made you.
Michael and Nick give advice on stopping your girlfriend from texting and driving, what to do about cows with mange, giving a family member that you don't trust a loan and what age is too young to go casket shopping.
Michael and Nick give advice on whether or not your boyfriend giving bad advice to his friend is a sign of his own personal character, how to get pet venomous snakes out of your house, how to handle someone who switches songs only a minute into it, how to talk someone out of making you stay at a hunted house without admitting it's because yo're too afraid and how to convince your child not to drop out of college for what seems to be a bad business opportunity.
Michael and Nick give advice on when the right time to watch the Lion King for the first time is, good excuses to get out of plans and also learn how to say no to plans, what to do when you passed a class and are qualified to do something, but have no confidence that you can actually do that thing and some advice on ways to stay motivated when working from home.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when you find out your lie to your girlfriend will absolutely come back to haunt you, how to get your boyfriend to be quiet when you're sleeping, tips on being less nervous for a job interview and what to do when you're with a 10 that's way better than you, but they are gross.
Michael and Nick give advice on whether or not you should "out" someone for trying to be someone you know for sure they aren't, if it's a good idea to let strangers into your home, if you can be who you really are around someone once you've already pretended to be someone else and what to do when you're the know-it-all friend everyone hates.
Michael and Nick give advice on whether or not it's ok to take a job when you know you will be replacing a friend, how to not be a sore loser, how to get out of doing your worst fear without admitting you're afraid, what to do when you and your ex broke up, but have seats together at an event and how to get your newly moved in girlfriend to not take over your house completely.
Michael and Nick give advice on how to save face after a declined card, how to work up the nerve to give a big speech, giving someone a kidney who did horrific things to you, how to convince your wife you really aren't a sex store frequent shopper and what to do when you get no responses from poking people.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do when you're with someone with tiny lips, how to find out if he does want to pee on you, how to ask out a bartender, what to do about your kid who won't keep his clothes on and how to figure out what it is about you that keeps you from getting that second date.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting your boyfriend to stop creeping out your friends on purpose, how to prove to your girlfriend that you already planned to do the thing she wanted you to do before she told you to do it, finally give advice to guy with crying girlfriend, best positions for partners who are very different heights and the best way to narrow down who to invite to your wedding.
Michael and Nick give advice on how to get more traffic to a niche that doesn't have a large following, how to get your horse to stop getting boners, the good and the bad and the bad of open relationships, how to get someone to stop cuddling with you and how to compromise on the shows you watch before bed.
Michael and Nick give advice on what to do about a lying boyfriend, how to handle being someone's "just in case," what to do about your intolerance for your husbands lactose intolerance, how to catch your roommate red handed with your sodas and if it's ok to ask your girlfriend to stop being naked on camera.
What to do about a boyfriend who texts other girls all the time, how to handle a crazy situation where best friends and wives will all be mad, how to handle your girlfriends kid who bullies you, how to handle confronting people with an issue when you're an introvert and who to convince someone your date canceling was legit and you actually do want to go out with them.
Michael and Nick give advice on if you should take money from someone you don't want to be able to hang it over your head, how to sleep with a 10 you work with when she wants more and you don't, what the proper door opening etiquette is, how to be better at comebacks and how to know if you are lesbian.
Michael, Nick and Nick's wife Ashlee give advice on New Year, Nick's Birthday and 100 episode questions. There was a lot of pressure to make this one good.... we failed miserably. It's painful to listen to. Please forgive us.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting your woman to let you keep a bad display of pubic hair on your face, is stealing soda stealing, how to get over a bridge and your fear of bridges, what to do when a guy does all the right things and so it bothers you and how to tell your girlfriend her food has a funny flavor to it... bad.... the flavor is bad.
Michael and Nick give advice on not paying other people's lunch bill, how to get back at a sibling who is blackmailing you, what to do about a best friend who confides in you, but you don't want them to, how to handle a maybe prego girl you don't want to be with and the best thing to do when you're being cheated on, but don't want to end the relationship.
Michael and Nick give advice on coming out to your boyfriend as a furry, how to come back from being turned down by your boss, how to get your husband to stop wearing skinny jeans, what to do when your dad is too involved with your social media and how to get your girlfriend to wear a jacket!
Michael and Nick give advice on if it's ok to date someone you're not attracted to, what to do when your girlfriends cat is possessed by a demon, how to find out if your boyfriend is physic, how to handle a child's homework when you can't figure it out as an adult and whether it's a good idea to play the lottery if you can increase your odds of winning.
Michael and Nick give advice on if it's ok to break up with someone who is in physical rehab for a bad accident, what to do about a kid who's full of bologna... literally, how to find the will to not eat the foods you love when they are killing your insides, how to make you boyfriend change his gross sheets, and what to do about a bad 12 year old who doesn't listen.
Michael and Nick give advice on if it's a good idea to see your baby come through the baby hole, why and attractive woman can't seem to land a good boyfriend, if being rude to other people is a sign of what's to come in a relationship, when your mom wants to go on your dates with you and how to get your boyfriend to take you out on dates.
Michael and Nick give advice on getting someone to wash their hands, what to do when you think your mom may be into your best friend, how to handle a guy who asks you to move in then goes back on it, but doesn't want to break up, even though Michael and Nick were voted the best at giving advice by advice giving magazine, they give advice on when getting advice elsewhere is advisable, and what to do when you love you SO but want them to be less clingy.